After nine months on the inside, of course they don’t want to spend their time sleeping. They’ve got lots to catch up on after a seemingly interminable time spent in solitary confinement. Finally freed from their incarceration, they just want to party…all night. Unfortunately their stressed out parents would rather sleep. Well, that’s where we come in. Based on non-scientific evidence involving an admittedly small sample of three babies, a recent study has concluded that our CD, ‘Darlings Of The Open Stage’ induces calm and sleep.
Hmmm…at first, I wasn’t sure how to take this news. But then as I thought about it more, I decided it was actually a good thing. When you Google “music to soothe infants”, you get over 300,000 hits. There’s a whole untapped market of tired parents out there! All music has some cause and effect…Classical purportedly helps you study better, Rock is a great exercise motivator, ‘I Will Survive’ gets you through a bad break-up. Now, ‘Darlings Of The Open Stage’ helps babies sleep! And we shouldn’t overlook the added benefit of the historical knowledge they’ll absorb, subliminally, from ‘Anson Northrup’ and ‘Red River’ or the social conscience from ‘So Beautiful’. ‘Darlings Of The Open Stage’ a safe, natural sleep aid!
Quotation By William Congreve, in The Mourning Bride, 1697
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